Archive for March, 2008

~Dawn Wells From “Gilligan’s Island” Likes Mary Jane!!!~

Dawn Wells, who played the hot Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island,” is serving six months’ probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car. Dawn was sentenced last month to five days in jail, and she also had to fork up $410.50 which she probably has due to the success of Gilligan’s Island!!! It’s funny because her name on the show was Mary Ann, and she was alledgedly smoking on some Mary Jane…Does anyone else think it’s a coincidence like I do? Write to us and let us know!!

This is Dawn Wells’ mugshot!!

At least she had a smile on her face…I think she was high!!

What does JD have in common with NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer?

Actually nothing!

Although, Spitzer has shared the stage with ITE’s Royce D’Orazio.

Spitzer spoke at Royce’s College Graduation from Adelphi University; so did Royce.

Someone should send Eliot Spitzer part of his own speech, he may need his words of wisdom.


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(Notice: Royce is mentioned; unrelated to Spitzer’s potentially criminal activity of course.)

eliot spitzer inside the edge

Attorney General Eliot Spitzer was the keynote speaker. Mr. Spitzer received an Honorary Doctorate in Law from President Scott, assisted by Trustee Jeh Johnson and Professor Samuel Natale, in recognition of his prosecutions of sophisticated white-collar crimes that have resulted in some of the nation’s largest fraud recoveries. His investigations of conflicts of interest on Wall Street have provided the catalyst for dramatic reform in the nation’s financial services industry and thus, in his remarks to the Class of 2003, Attorney General Spitzer used those Wall Street scandals as a cautionary tale in warning graduating seniors to be wary of the notion of “business as usual.”

“There will be a long period in which you have to put your head down and work hard to establish yourself.” But there will come a time, he said, “when your ethics will be tested. … How will you respond?”

Adelphi University Student Government Association president, Matthew Garofalo, represented his 2001 classmates in bidding farewell to the college while looking ahead to being “masters of our own future.” Royce D’Orazio, President, Class of 2003, advised students not to fear change and presented a plaque to Dr. Scott from the recent Senior Pledge Drive, while Donna Banek ‘91, President of the Alumni Association, concluded the program by reminding the exuberant graduates of the successes achieved by the 80,000-plus alumni who had emerged with their diplomas from that same Stiles Field.

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~61st Annual Mother Goose Parade~

I woke up early to drive all the way down to San Diego for this event, and I was pretty tired by the end of the day but it was all worth it!! Many celebrities hit the red carpet at this event celebrities like, Dean Cain, Katharine McPhee, Mario Lopez, Greg Grunberg, Corbin Bleu, Jesse McCartney, and many many, more!!! Check out the video from the 61st Annual Mother Goose Parade.

March 9th ‘08 show

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The show started with Royce bitching about the noise coming from the fan in the studio.

The guys played some music from Tha 69 Kings, and debated to keep playing the song or not.

Royce accused Lenny of being ashamed of the show since he posted a Parental Advisory label on the site.

JD finally confronted the truth about the WHORE he banged in Amsterdam.

Tha 69 Kings arrived in studio, they performed The World Premier of their new smash single…

Everyone was excited to play “Guess the Deaf Blowjob” featuring Savannah Jane

Tha 69 Kings debated the music piracy with the crew

Lenny defended Wal-Mart, saying it was a very important part of his childhood.

Of course Lenny got the last word with Blackcess Hollywood

Ivory D “The Father of Rap” Tearin it Up Music Video

THIS IS SOME FUNNY SH*T!!!

Check Out Our Homie Ivory D. Tearin’ it up!!!

On the next show… 3/9/08

DOGGIN’ THAT ASS

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Tha 69 Kings make the music you hear while you your favorite Starlets are moaning…

…and if JD grows a set of balls he may come on the show and talk about his WHORE

Sunday March 2nd- What a show!!!!

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The show started off with Lenny complaining, yet again, that Royce mentioned Scott first during the intro.

Jack Nicholson endorses Hillary Clinton with a little help from Rob Reiner

Rudy Giuliani went on “Saturday Night Live” and mocked his failed presidential bid.

President George W. Bush is trying to define his legacy by fighting AIDS in Africa.

Royce responded to Scott’s inquiry from last week by listening to Herbie Hancock’s Grammy Award Winning album “River: The Joni Letters.” Royce said it did not fulfill his expectations.

JD failed to show up and defend claims he has a Whore for a Pen Pal.

Savannah Jane opened up about her life as an Orthodox Jew in Miami. How she went deaf as a child, and her foray into Adult Films.

This lusciously natural breasted wonder revealed she was discriminated against for being deaf. This was on her first gig for the bastards at Milf Hunters. She claims they were rude and accused her of pretending to be deaf and kicked her off set.

Royce has a larger flaccid penis than Danny Bonaduce

Savannah Jane then explained how she dances by feeling the vibrations of the music. She then proceeded to shake her ass cheeks separately!

WHAT AN AWESOME SITE FOR YOUR EYES! Check the video, coming soon…

Royce then proceeded to ruin everyone’s arousal by mentioning a book on eating healthy, entitled “Eat this Not That.”

Lenny Snyder wrapped it all up with Blackcess Hollywood, the finest entertainment news worldwide.