Vice President Dick Cheney must be a robot, because with all the heart problems he’s had any normal human would be dead by now. Cheney went to the hospital Monday too see his doctor, and that’s where they discovered an irregular heatbeat..An electrical impulse was used to restore the upper chambers to normal rhythm…Wow!! That’s what they used? Electric shock? And more importantly he’s going to work on Tuesday? Yup, he’s definitely a robot!!